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"Victorious Secret" (victorioussecret)
09/08/2013 at 11:51 • Filed to: None

FUCK YOU FINGER MAN.

DISCUSSION (22)

Nerd-Vol > Victorious Secret
09/08/2013 at 11:54

Seb needs to get some thicker skin. He has been sad about getting booed all week. You are the most dominant driver of this decade. You are ruthless at best. People aren't going to like you. Embrace your role as the heel.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Victorious Secret
09/08/2013 at 11:55

Yeah, he's gonna be the champion, again. Damnit.

Mikeado > Victorious Secret
09/08/2013 at 11:58

*sigh* I'm so bored of Sebastian Vettel. The 2014 rule changes NEED to rearrange the pecking order...

Nice try by Falonso, but if you don't get past Seb at the first corner then he's already won the race (assuming no car failure). But HULKENBERRRRGGGG!!!!! Great effort to only lose two places from that epic qualifying position. Probably doubled Sauber's points today. Sign him, Ferrari!

Somethingwittyer likes noisy > Victorious Secret
09/08/2013 at 11:58

Well that was a nice season everyone. You guys have 2014 to worry about now, best spent your time worrying about developing the new car and giving us more rumors that will never happen about drivers switching teams. That and fighting for second in the WCC.

Victorious Secret > Somethingwittyer likes noisy
09/08/2013 at 12:00

Seb has a dynasty, but F1 is boring as shit because Bernie hasn't died yet.

I'll take my lawn chair to fucking WEC and actually be entertained by every single race.

Also, fuck Ferrari. They should be ashamed. Beaten to a pulp by a energy drink company. Red Bull doesn't even give a shit about this, Ferrari's entire prestige is built off it.

Maybe RBR wants to run Ferrari out of F1 like Ford ran Ferrari out of Le Mans. That makes more sense than the shenanigans going on now.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Victorious Secret
09/08/2013 at 12:04

Kinja'd!!!

Victorious Secret > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/08/2013 at 12:05

Well, they are Italians.

They have little class when it comes to this kind of thing, what home crowd does?

Ferrari should be ashamed. Red Bull Racing is what amounts to a 12 year old with a trust fund and they are spanking Ferrari around like nothing. Ferrari. Their entire prestige is built upon racing dominance and they're getting spanked by the favoured energy drink of college students the world over.

Somethingwittyer likes noisy > Victorious Secret
09/08/2013 at 12:08

It's races like these that make me say that if we're going to have dominance like this, we might as well loosen up the Formula for more innovation. Even thought that's what the 2014 rules are for, the fact that only bi-turbo V6s can be run is stupid. You already have fuel restrictions, why can we see I4s and higher reving V8s in the mix? It's getting to the point were I think they should use BoP if they're that concerned about "the show".

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Victorious Secret
09/08/2013 at 12:08

Ferrari should be especially ashamed by loosing at Monza. They have no excuse.

Victorious Secret > Somethingwittyer likes noisy
09/08/2013 at 12:10

This is why I like WEC rules for LMP1.

They realized Audi was too busy handing everyone their ass on a golden platter so they've effectively made it a free for all.

Here are your weight and fuel usage limits based upon whatever combination of engine you run. Want to use a towering 7L V12? Go ahead, you get more fuel allotments. Running a turbo diesel inline 4 with hy-kers? Less fuel. Twin turbo V8? A bit more than the guy previously. do whatever makes you and your engineers happy.

Combined with re-fuelling and tire changes and thrilling pit stops and all that, WEC is far more entertaining overall.

Hell, even GTE-Pro is a hoot to watch, LMP1 is just what F1 should be; the ultimate expression of technology possible.

Victorious Secret > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/08/2013 at 12:12

Their excuse is that all the engineers were too busy making the F70.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Victorious Secret
09/08/2013 at 12:14

So, are they just letting the interns loose on the F1 team?

Victorious Secret > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/08/2013 at 12:26

Nope, Lamborghini sabotage while the Ferrari guys are trying on stylish suits.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Victorious Secret
09/08/2013 at 12:27

Lambo Sabotage. My new porn name.

Axel-Ripper > Victorious Secret
09/08/2013 at 12:32

I still maintain that WEC isn't that interesting. Sure Sao Paulo was interesting for an hour, but then it just became the Audi and Aston Martin show.

SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/08/2013 at 12:41

What did they loose? Some bolts?

SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman > Nerd-Vol
09/08/2013 at 12:43

He s still young...... He has time to develop the thick skin

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > Victorious Secret
09/08/2013 at 13:01

I was hoping for a better finish by Kimi. Annoyed Seb won though, now all I can do is hope Kimi finishes ahead of Hamilton.

UserNotFound > Victorious Secret
09/08/2013 at 13:08

Red Bull has Adrian Newey, a massive budget, and Adrian Newey. Why the constant surprise that they're doing well?

Clown Shoe Pilot > Victorious Secret
09/08/2013 at 15:23

I think it'd be cool to have a free for all with the only rules based on energy content. You could use any kind of engine you want, any fuel, any configuration. But, you only get a fixed amount of joules to run the race. For instance, let's say for a race distance of about 300km you get 5.0E9 joules, so that's about 40 gallons of gas, but only about 35 gallons of diesel.

If you made the limit sufficiently low, teams would have to do some SERIOUS engineering to convert more energy in the fuel into mechanical energy, and THAT would be super useful for everyone in the world.

Victorious Secret > Clown Shoe Pilot
09/08/2013 at 15:25

We've just solved all of racings problems.

Kinja'd!!!

Like gentlemen.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman
09/09/2013 at 07:13

A couple of screws